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Oswald the Lucky Rabbit is on his way to Disney California Adventure Park (x)

Oswald the Lucky Rabbit is on his way to Disney California Adventure Park (x)

fake-mermaid:

do you ever wash your face with cold water and feel like your life has changed dramatically

e-zekiel:

jackwhitesturntable:

tanku:

this post is here to remind everybody that “gråtrunka” is the swedish word for “crying while masturbating”

That’s a real tear jerker

Did you just

bvsedjesus:

i want u wrapped in my arms…like a burrito…be my baerrito

SLYTHERIN APPRECIATION WEEK: favourite quote by a slytherin or about slytherin

"We’re like our emblem, the snake: sleek, powerful, and frequently misunderstood.”

wrinklefucker:

godtie:

fun fact: if a persons body odor smells good to you that means they have an immune system basically opposite of yours! this happens so the chances of finding a mate with the opposite immune system is greater and the chances that any offspring you produce together will have a stronger immune system is greater.

this is fascinating

10 facts about Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs (by Oh My Disney)

[The Little Mermaid]

vintagegal:

Disney’s Cinderella (1950)

ninjasexfarty:

Important, always-relevant comic done by the wonderful Ursa Eyer.

i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed:

pussykraken:

i honestly dont know how, when early 2000s dreamworks execs were faced with producing a cheap and fast knock-off capitalising of the success of finding nemo,  a movie composed of celebrities faces mo-capped and pasted onto uncanny valley fish people, fish puns, baffling attempts at hip-hop culture, mafia movie tropes, a plot stolen from a spaghetti western, a subplot shitting on L.A and jack black converged into existence but The Lord finds a way

dont you dare talk shit about Shark Tale who the fuck even are you

i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed:

pussykraken:

i honestly dont know how, when early 2000s dreamworks execs were faced with producing a cheap and fast knock-off capitalising of the success of finding nemo,  a movie composed of celebrities faces mo-capped and pasted onto uncanny valley fish people, fish puns, baffling attempts at hip-hop culture, mafia movie tropes, a plot stolen from a spaghetti western, a subplot shitting on L.A and jack black converged into existence but The Lord finds a way

dont you dare talk shit about Shark Tale who the fuck even are you

npcmimic:

shithowdy:

Fun fact: if you approach an employee and insist that they go ‘check the back’ for an item that’s not on the shelf, there is a 90% chance that they’ll go to the back room, scratch their ass and check their text messages for five minutes, and come back out with a sympathetic smile and a ‘Sorry!’ because they know without even looking that the stock isn’t there.


or that its trapped under 100lbs of other product, shrink wrapped to a pallet 3 feet in the air

npcmimic:

shithowdy:

Fun fact: if you approach an employee and insist that they go ‘check the back’ for an item that’s not on the shelf, there is a 90% chance that they’ll go to the back room, scratch their ass and check their text messages for five minutes, and come back out with a sympathetic smile and a ‘Sorry!’ because they know without even looking that the stock isn’t there.

or that its trapped under 100lbs of other product, shrink wrapped to a pallet 3 feet in the air

r3druger:

THIS^^^^

r3druger:

THIS^^^^

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